These are bumper stickers I've seen - some I'd like to see and some sent to me by my friends.......
My other car was totaled by an honor student
Chocolate- it's not just for breakfast anymore.
I'll keep my money, guns and freedom- you keep the change!
Wear your safety belt- it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
Keep Questioning Authority
Everything tastes like chicken with enough Ketchup.
Children on board - Driver on Benzodiazapines
Your Uncle Sam's been stealin' your grandkid's money!
I'm gonna keep spending till I'm outta debt!
Less Bark More Wag
Hope & Change to Hoax & Chains
Belly Dancer on board - car may shimmy without warning!
If at first you don't succeed- lower the standards!
Life is filled with disappointments, just ask my Parents!
I'm not late- I'm on Hawaiian Time!
I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
God bless our troops, especially our snipers
Caution: I brake for stop signs
Australian Kiss: Like A French Kiss Only Down Under
Save A Life : Hang Up And Drive
If Printing More Money Is A Good Idea Why Can't I Do It At Home
Time Wounds All Heels
Cheaper than a Vanity Plate
Sky Dive- because your mom says not to!
If Guns Kill People I Suppose Pencils Misspell Words
If we don't change directions we'll end up where we're going
Guns have two enemies.... rust and liberals
Peacemonger
This bumper sticker holds my car together!
I'm one of "Those"
Nuke the Whales and Pave the Rain Forests
Don't always believe what you think
Guns don't kill people - people driving with cell phones kill people
The bigger the government the smaller the citizen
Going Nowhere Boldly
Think about honking if you love conceptual art
Bumper Stickers are bad for the environment
American Without A Hyphen
Silly Liberal- Paychecks Are For Workers
Take a fish boating
My inner child is a real brat!
Where is all the money the government saves us?
Gone Crazy-- Be back soon!
I'd rather be waterboarding
Vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter
Fly fishing is life, everything else is just details
If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns
IMMA GO TO SHCOOL
Private Bumper Sticker. Please do not read
Vote For The Other Person
Chocolate- it's not just for breakfast anymore.
I'll keep my money, guns and freedom- you keep the change!
Wear your safety belt- it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
Keep Questioning Authority
Everything tastes like chicken with enough Ketchup.
Children on board - Driver on Benzodiazapines
Your Uncle Sam's been stealin' your grandkid's money!
I'm gonna keep spending till I'm outta debt!
Less Bark More Wag
Hope & Change to Hoax & Chains
Belly Dancer on board - car may shimmy without warning!
If at first you don't succeed- lower the standards!
Life is filled with disappointments, just ask my Parents!
I'm not late- I'm on Hawaiian Time!
I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
God bless our troops, especially our snipers
Caution: I brake for stop signs
Australian Kiss: Like A French Kiss Only Down Under
Save A Life : Hang Up And Drive
If Printing More Money Is A Good Idea Why Can't I Do It At Home
Time Wounds All Heels
Cheaper than a Vanity Plate
Sky Dive- because your mom says not to!
If Guns Kill People I Suppose Pencils Misspell Words
If we don't change directions we'll end up where we're going
Guns have two enemies.... rust and liberals
Peacemonger
This bumper sticker holds my car together!
I'm one of "Those"
Nuke the Whales and Pave the Rain Forests
Don't always believe what you think
Guns don't kill people - people driving with cell phones kill people
The bigger the government the smaller the citizen
Going Nowhere Boldly
Think about honking if you love conceptual art
Bumper Stickers are bad for the environment
American Without A Hyphen
Silly Liberal- Paychecks Are For Workers
Take a fish boating
My inner child is a real brat!
Where is all the money the government saves us?
Gone Crazy-- Be back soon!
I'd rather be waterboarding
Vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter
Fly fishing is life, everything else is just details
If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns
IMMA GO TO SHCOOL
Private Bumper Sticker. Please do not read
Vote For The Other Person
